angry vagina

when i had my first computer, an apple (husband's idea) with a screen not much larger than my beloved ipod (forgive me all ye patriots, but, i will personally pay one chinese child an extra buck or two per hour to KEEP making ipods. it seems a win-win to me.) i immediately dl'ed aol; connected through a LOUD cackling, dialing, obnoxiously ringing modem, and was on my merry way down the www path.

finally, i could be part of a something! a team player!
they had groups! and i could be in one! or 80!
i quickfire joined philosophers, christians, politicians, and news makers on my quest to participate in something in addition to rocking and breastfeeding my latest, greatest infant.
it was also the year of oj, and i had SO much shit to say about that!

oops! wrong not guilty, guilty person. my bad.

i soon discovered some *avatars were "good" and some were "bad".
some were just downright unacceptable!
i also learned some opinions were "good" and some were "bad".
and some would get your ass booted right out of the group and never get an invite back.

right, girls?

and one day i learned what cyber-sex was and that is all i am going to say about that.

i learned i had to follow stupid, arbitrary rules to play the aol group game, so i concentrated on 2 groups that would be worth behaving for. admittedly, im contrarian. i was raised by a marine and that is my only excuse for being passively rebellious. 

yep

insomuch as this little history relates to bulliesleaningleft, i learned the following:

1. a vagina is inherently suspect of all other vaginas. 

2. some vaginas just hate other vaginas because they have a vagina.

3. i do not know this for fact, so i am just guessing; however, i believe lesbians probably have the kinder, gentler vaginas.

4. i should google dyke bars in philly and i will go hang out there.

it is my goal to reinforce confident, brave women who celebrate the successes and accomplishments of all others around them including, and if not more importantly, other women.
ESPECIALLY other women!
it is my goal to raise daughters and granddaughters with strength of character and strong sense of self, so they do not HAVE TO resort to name calling, insults, character assassination,  bully behaviors, even slander to make themselves feel human.

phoebe prince

it stops here, and it stops now.
cmk* all the puppies can look up avatar in their dictionary )