i-report about reporters

“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.”
― Taylor Swift

i made this face when i found this quote!

i am not a swift fan, but i stumbled across her quote and it was so perfect for today, i almost peed myself. lucky for y'all i don't sing; however, i can write about you and like all 23 of taylor's exes, you won't like it either.
as a regular facebook user, i have come across 2 users that i "reported" to some anonymous facebook reporting system that is as effective as herman cain was in seeking the 2012 gop nomination.
on both occasions, a poster threatened physical harm to another poster (one of whom was moi) and i reported it. the response from facebook was, well, nothing.

the facebook "report" tool is useless for anything other than causing the targeted user the hassle of agreeing to fb's tos 32 times before you can log in and enjoy your first cuppa joe!
it has also become a collective bargaining tool for grown-up bullies on msnbc's morning joe chat thread. threadregulars implement a "you are with us, or against us" policy and you better get that "i agree to terms of service" finger ready if you choose against!
i don't mind being reported by a user if i have said something so outrageous they felt an uncontrollable need to tattle-tale about it. what i object to is a group of adults who conspire to mass-report a fellow threader they may disagree with politically, or threadbitches that can't compete with the new girls and collectively decide to abuse another human being.

threadbully for wednesday, march 28, 2012

danp

danp takes full advantage of facebook's report/block options; however, do not report/block or challenge danp.

Cat Kerr danp reported me yesterday after whining all morning about people reporting danp. he reported me for inviting him to join the trayvon martin movement in philly.
danp, you're so silly.
what will you do if i tell you to have a nice day?
dry heave and call the po po?

about an hour ago · · 2

 

Dan P Cat you ignorant SLUT. The cyber slut family just loves to slander my name.
Why you ask?
Because I call them out for what they are.
The TRUTH about them makes them crazy.
Your claim tells me who reported me yesterday  wthough.
Cat Kerr thread slut and liar.
8 minutes ago · Like

Dan P Report that you cunt!!!!!
4 minutes ago · Like

(paraphrased)
nah. im just gonna write about it.
thanks danp.
you never let me down.

about an hour ago ·

admittedly, i stir a few pots. i like pot stirring. weak people always succumb when the pot starts to boil, and your true color always rises to the top.
nothing will get better until the danp's of the www are exposed and expunged.

bullies suck, danp. just stop it!
cmk